Human Resources - Mission Possible?

 
 
 
Night Pirates: tonight, you will be lead by Babushka.



GMC: You are forever on "the list." Tomorrow, you will be lead by the capable Glaze.


Warriors: Mater the Greater will be calling the shots tomorrow.


Survivors: Asspack is on point this Saturday.


All others who have tossed your hats in the ring also must assume leadership roles. You will function in support of this chosen leader, acting as their counsel and as the precious human resource which you are, to be used accordingly.


Instructors and Guides are to shadow the process, keeping safety in place and only engaging when absolutely necessary. Leaders: confide in the on-duty Instructors for curriculum, admin and logistics before crossing the "line of departure."


Your mission: To discipline, motivate, educate and exercise your unit to an optimal state-of-health.


How you accomplish this is entirely up to you...the curriculum is yours. You must honor every participant in your platoon...they have skills and strengths which you must employ appropriately to get the job done. All this is honored and considered in your devising your plan-of-attack.


Safety is paramount.


The session ends with YOU in school circle with the short stinkin hairs standing on end, speaking passionately about a mission accomplished, courtesy teamwork! The personification of a fireworks display that you are less content to watch, and more interested in acting out.

OOOO AAAAA - Ooh Rah